the social norms at an ice cream social

WARNING: THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU BRAIN MELT...THERE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO WILL ACTUALLY GET THIS. BUT I DON'T CARE.


The Social Norms at An Ice Cream Social:
A Guide



When at an ice cream social, you must remember your manners. No matter who's there.

Say for instance, this person walks in.



Most times and places,it would be incredibly inappropriate to attach yourself to his calf.

But, when at an ice cream social, you GO WITH THE NORM.

And I doubt he'd mind.

It's also appropriate to demand a serenade from this man:



Because it is the norm.








But whatever you do, do not exclude this man:



Or he will release his short man powers on you.


And that'll melt the ice cream.




And no one wants that.




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